Home | Articles | Bloopers | Episode Guide | Fan Fiction | FAQ | Forums | Gallery | Links | Transcripts
WTB?R Home • WTB?R Archives

1. Pilot by jasonc_wtbr [Reviews - 19]

High-strung advertising executive Angela Bower needs a housekeeper, and assistance raising her young son, Jonathan. Macho former athlete Tony Micelli has just moved to Fairfield, Connecticut, from Brooklyn, New York to provide a better life for his pre-teen daughter, Samantha. Angela is reluctant to hire him at first, but her fun-loving mother Mona talks her into hiring him. Despite a rocky start, Tony soon finds a permanent home with Angela.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Mild Sexual Content
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5513
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 09/04/2005 Updated: 09/04/2005


10. Requiem by folle [Reviews - 15]

Tony is moonlighting to raise extra money, which Mona believes is to take care of a secret girlfriend in Brooklyn. Soon the truth comes out: Tony is still paying rent on his recently deceased father's apartment, so that he and Sam will have a place to go just in case things don't work out in Connecticut.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Mild Sexual Content
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 5688
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 09/05/2005 Updated: 09/05/2005


11. Samantha's Growing Up (as Samantha's First Bra) by ReJoys2 [Reviews - 32]

Forced to confront the fact that Samantha is not a little girl any more, Tony buys her her first brassiere. When it turns out not to be the kind she wanted, Tony enlists Angela's help in buying Samantha new clothes. He is less than thrilled, however, when Samantha comes home looking a bit too grown up.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Mild Sexual Content
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6455
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 09/09/2005 Updated: 09/09/2005


119. Ode to Angela by jasonc_wtbr [Reviews - 10]

An old boyfriend of Angela's visits and reveals that he and Angela were briefly married many years ago, and that their marriage was not officially terminated. She must sign so that he can marry his fiancee. But when the Brian and Angela begin spending time together, Brian's old feelings for Angela are stirred up, and he wants to be with her again.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Mild Sexual Content
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6534
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 09/10/2005 Updated: 09/10/2005


122. In Search of Tony by folle [Reviews - 17]

The family go to a tropical island for vacation. Although Tony was the only one looking forward to it, once they arrive, everyone else is having fun without him, and he becomes lonely. After a near-fatal accident, he and Angela end up fighting.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Mild Sexual Content
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 5026
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 09/11/2005 Updated: 09/11/2005


139. Her Father's Daughter by jasonc_wtbr [Reviews - 15]

Tony and Angela are chaperones on Sam's Spring Break vacation. Two guys hit on Sam and Bonnie, and Sam suspects the boys plan to move too fast. When Sam tries to warn Bonnie, Bonnie accuses her of being too motherly, and they end up fighting. Meanwhile, back at home, Mona helps Jonathan find a date.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Mild Sexual Content
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6975
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 09/11/2005 Updated: 09/11/2005


147. The All-Nighter by folle [Reviews - 20]

Tony and his study group are cramming for exams. After everyone goes home except for Kathleen, she and Tony sleep together. He feels somewhat guilty, particularly when he tells Angela about it. Angela and Tony assess their relationship and decide that they don't know exactly where it is going, but that it is best if they let it run its course.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Mild Sexual Content
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 5537
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 10/14/2005 Updated: 10/14/2005


151: Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? by OakHillsDrive [Reviews - 16]

Kathleen's father comes into town to meet Tony.  With his biological clock ticking, he presents Tony with a idea Tony might not be ready for.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3312
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 12/08/2007 Updated: 12/09/2007


154. Parental Guidance Suggested by jasonc_wtbr [Reviews - 10]

Billy's first day at his new school does not go well. He is hitting the other children. Tony and Angela attend a parenting class for help on bringing him up, but even with the techniques they learn, they can't seem to get through to him. Mona helps them see things another way.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 8179
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 10/14/2005 Updated: 10/14/2005


157: Starlight Memories by OakHillsDrive [Reviews - 124]

Tony misses an opportunity to ask Angela to the final dance at the Starlight Ballroom.  They each arrive at the dance with dates, but end up embroiled in a story of a couple who met at a USO dance held there in 1941.  Their story parallels Tony and Angela's but in a much speedier version.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Mild Sexual Content
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3325
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: None
Characters: None
Published: 05/31/2008 Updated: 06/01/2008


161. Days of Blunder by jasonc_wtbr [Reviews - 7]

Jonathan fears the dark girl he is dating has no interest in him. To impress her, he takes her for a ride in Tony's Jeep. A minor accident occurs, leaving a scratch on the van. Jonathan desperately turns to Sam to help him cover up what happened.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6859
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 10/14/2005 Updated: 10/14/2005


17. Eye on Angela by folle [Reviews - 21]

A local news reporter, Bobbi Barnes, wants to do a story on the daily life of Angela. But when a series of innocent mix-ups leads Tony and Angela to wake up in the same bed, Bobbi's camera crew is waiting in the hall to capture the scene. Bobbi thinks she has a juicy story for her show, but Mona has other ideas.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Mild Sexual Content
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 4833
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 09/09/2005 Updated: 09/09/2005


173. Seer of Love by anna marie [Reviews - 29]

Angela is ready to profess her love for Tony, but her hopes for a romantic anniversary night with him are dashed when he invites her and the whole family to a carnival. A fortune teller tells Tony that he is about to lose the love of his life, but he misses the point. A ride through the Tunnel of Love changes their relationship.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Mild Sexual Content
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 4668
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 10/14/2005 Updated: 10/14/2005


174. An Affair to Forget by chris [Reviews - 9]

Tony is skeptical to go public with his and Angela's new relationship, so the two must lie and sneak around in order to spend time together. An accident by the lake forces them to reveal their secret.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Mild Sexual Content
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 5956
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 10/14/2005 Updated: 10/14/2005


179. Death and Love I by jasonc_wtbr [Reviews - 35]

The death of a friend puts Tony in a mid-life crisis. He has become quite the adventurer, and invites the family on a ski trip. His plan to propose marriage to Angela are thwarted by a series of accidents that consistently plague her. The joy of the proposal is short-lived when Angela turns him down.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Alchohol Consumption
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7636
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 10/14/2005 Updated: 10/14/2005


193. Mr. Micelli Builds His Dream House by jasonc_wtbr [Reviews - 11]

When a leak in the roof is discovered, Hank's father and his team attempt to repair it. Tony's persistent meddling in his work leads him to quit the job. He then hires Hank and Jonathan to help him finish the job.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Mild Sexual Content
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7546
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 10/14/2005 Updated: 10/14/2005


196. Savor the Veal III by OakHillsDrive [Reviews - 11]

From the www.wtbr.com episode guide

"Angela attempts to adjust to her new life in Iowa, but discovers that she really wants to be back east, working at her agency. The conflict of professional interest threatens to split up Tony and Angela. Their relationship comes full circle with Tony again knocking on Angela’s front door."

This was the series finale.

Rating: Ages 0+ Warnings: Alchohol Consumption
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3503
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 12/10/2007 Updated: 12/13/2007


2. Briefless Encounter by jasonc_wtbr [Reviews - 9]

A sequence of mix-ups results in Tony walking into Angela's bathroom just as she is stepping out of the bathtub. To help her overcome her embarrassment, Mona convinces them to try a psychological exercise.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Mild Sexual Content
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5072
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 09/04/2005 Updated: 09/04/2005


22. First Kiss by jathlon [Reviews - 11]

Angela comes home from a rowdy birthday party, just as Tony returns home from a police-sponsored demonstration of the effects of alcohol on the mind. Both are in a woozy state, and they end up kissing.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Mild Sexual Content, Alchohol Consumption
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4051
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 09/09/2005 Updated: 09/09/2005


23. It Happened One Summer I by folle [Reviews - 10]

The family visit Jonathan's summer camp when his counselor calls Angela to say he is homesick. While there, Angela and Tony realize they both attended camp in the same area many years earlier. Their individual stories of their first kiss seem to coincide, and they soon suspect they may have met each other a long time ago.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Mild Sexual Content
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 5062
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 09/09/2005 Updated: 09/09/2005


24. It Happened One Summer II by folle [Reviews - 17]

After visiting the site in the woods where each remembers from their past, a thunderstorm prevents Tony and Angela from returning to the campsite in time. They end up having to share a room at a cheap hotel. Meanwhile, Mona and the campers tell scary stories and play pranks on the counselor.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Mild Sexual Content
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 4341
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 09/09/2005 Updated: 09/09/2005


40. When Worlds Collide by jathlon [Reviews - 13]

Tony's poker game has run late, and Angela hurries him to clean up the house in time for her friend who will soon be arriving. Just as his last guest (a raucous Brooklynite) is ready to leave, Angela's friend (a quiet, straight-laced woman) arrives, and the two end up as an item.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Mild Sexual Content
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4599
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 09/09/2005 Updated: 09/09/2005


47. The Anniversary Show by ReJoys2 [Reviews - 7]

Angela had planned a special dinner for five, in honor of Tony and Samantha's two-year anniversary in Connecticut, but Tony is the only one who doesn't have other plans. During the meal, Tony falls ill and is rushed to the hospital in need of surgery. After he has been given sedatives, but just before he falls asleep, he says "I love you" to Angela.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Mild Sexual Content
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5836
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 09/09/2005 Updated: 09/09/2005


60. The Way We Was by folle [Reviews - 6]

On a snowy day, the family reminisce about their situations before coming together. Tony makes the decision to leave Brooklyn after he feels Samantha has been involved in too many fights. Angela is dissatisfied with her current housekeeper, and wants to find a new one. Tony meets Mona, who assures him she will get the job.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Mild Sexual Content
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 6014
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 09/10/2005 Updated: 09/10/2005


66. The Proposal by Meesa [Reviews - 11]

Geoffrey and Angela go away for the weekend to a mountain cabin, where Angela is sure he is going to pop the question. She is quite disappointed when he doesn't. When he learns what she was expecting, he does propose to her, but she cannot give him an immediate answer.

Rating: Ages 8+ Warnings: Mild Sexual Content
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 4169
Categories: Episode Transcripts Genres: Transcript
Characters: None
Published: 09/10/2005 Updated: 09/10/2005